Department of "Huh?"

There's a remake of the above picture coming out in February. If you don't already know what the film is, trust me: you'll never guess. Not that, in this day and age, you would actually guess. What you would, or will, do, is Google search. And when you turn up the result, you're going to...how can I put this delicately? I can't. You're going to shit. Really. I mean, I don't actually consider the above picture to be anything resembling a deathless classic or anything, but still. Trust me.