Oh my.
I see that the kids over at The House Next Door have gone and begun posting the epic podcast featuring myself, the delightful and trenchant Karina Longworth (Spoutblog), and stalwart hosts Vadim Rizov and John Lichman...not to mention House honcho, recordist, and hosting pinch-hitter Keith Uhlich...that was produced as part of Rizov/Lichman's infamous "Live" at Grassroots Tavern series. For those of you unfamilar with the concept of this series, it involves everybody meeting at St. Mark's Place's very "charactery" bar and getting bombed and discussing the cinematic issues of the day. I'm not going to discuss my own intake, but as the thing has been divided into three parts, I can see that we did go on.
I do, however, very much want to state for the record that I had nothing to do with the title of the podcast, which involves some small mockery of an Entertainment Weekly critic who was, among other things, quite kind to me on those occasions that I spoke to her at Cannes. As it happens, said title is a reference to something this critic supposedly fumed during the clusterfuck that was the wait to get into the press screening for James Gray's Two Lovers back on the Croisette, not that I heard it myself. And in fact, if she did indeed say it, I don't blame her. But I don't even remember if Lichman/RIzov/Uhlich/Longworth/myself even got into that incident. Maybe we did, and maybe you can hear me begging them not to use their proposed title. But use it they did. You can't get these kids to listen these days, I tell ya.
So Lisa, if you're reading this, I know "I didn't do it" is the Bart Simpson defense, but really—I didn't do it!
That aside, the podcast may have some entertainment value for many of you.
Speaking of kids, I learned during the recording session that the suave and debonair Mr. Rizov is, like, 12. Okay, he's over 21, obviously—they do card at Grassroots—but not by much. This strikes frighteningly close to the heart of the fallacy inherent in the 30-something Nathan Lee's constant plaints that big media doesn't employ enough young film writers, e.g., NONE OF US ARE ACTUALLY GETTING ANY YOUNGER. I dare say that a drinking session with Vadim would have even Lee recalling Marvell's immortal lines, "But at my back I always hear/Time's winged chariot drawing near..."
UPDATE: Never mind. See comment below. And check out the podcasts!
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