"We've been livin' together for over a month now, right honey? So I can level with you. Well, nobody wants to hear songs about people lovin' people. They just don't, believe me. What they wanna hear about is...critters. Lotsa critters references. I'm talkin' about...critters like pigs. Cows. Sheep. Rabbits. Turtles. Horses. Moose. Elk. Boll weevils. Chiggers. Slugs don't work so good. I wrote a song once called 'Lay Your Slug Upon My Pillow.' It bombed real bad, 'cause they wanna hear about pigs. Cows. Sheep..."