1) First rule is: the laws of Germany.
2) I feel like someone coming back from Vietnam.
3) I was a Green Beret in Vietnam.
4) Hitler's on the phone from Berlin.
5) Little German boy, being pushed around.
6) I come from a family of Communist nudists.
7) I'm a shock trooper in a stupor, yes I am.
8) OK, I'm a Nazi.
10) I was naive and stupid.

8 - Von Trier
well, I'm out.
Posted by: Matthias Galvin | May 27, 2011 at 01:32 AM
11) "God bless President Bush, and God bless America."
Posted by: Oliver_C | May 27, 2011 at 02:44 AM
I would have sweared 6) was from the Ramones; Google proved me wrong. Frankly, every quote from the Ramones perfectly sounds like a Von Trier quote, and vice versa. They stand on the same corny wavelength, several decades apart.
BOC should have stopped after 'Secret treaties'.
Posted by: I.B. | May 27, 2011 at 06:02 AM
Lars is 2, 6, 8 and maybe 10, but if so 10 was scripted by his press agent.
Posted by: D Cairns | May 27, 2011 at 06:49 AM
1 and 9 are Ramones. (Isn't there something about kosher salami that goes along with those? I haven't listened to that record in a good long while, so I could just be hallucinating salami, as I am wont to do.)
Posted by: Fernando | May 27, 2011 at 09:58 AM
1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (note the sequence) are the Ramones. 4 is BOC, from ME 262. The rest are (by process of elimination) Trier.
The Ramones, BOC (and the Dictators) were all partially Jewish groups with Jewish managers, producers and record labels. And they all joked about Nazis.
Ah, the 70s. What a innocent time.
Posted by: Kevin Michael Grace | May 27, 2011 at 10:49 AM
I hereby declare The Ramones and Blue Oyster Cult banned from the Cannes Film Festival.
Posted by: bill | May 27, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Yeah, exactly. Next time I go out there I'm gonna have to do some deleting on my iPod.
1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 are indeed Ramones. 2, 6, 8 and 10 are indeed von Trier. 4 is the Cult. Kevin Michael Greene wins the Internet!
Posted by: Glenn Kenny | May 27, 2011 at 12:07 PM
"I'm a Nazi schatze y'know I fight for fatherland." - from Today your love, tomorrow the world. Keep those Ramones away from Cannes!
Posted by: Claudio | May 27, 2011 at 03:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCY4rpcMtAQ
Posted by: La Faustin | May 27, 2011 at 05:43 PM
God Bless America and no place else.
Posted by: Learn to Fly | June 06, 2011 at 12:35 PM