I don't really keep up with celebrity gossip, so it was only just now, at the newsstand, that the Vogue cover line heralding an interview with puling nonentity Jennifer Aniston registered with me. "What Angelina Did Was Really Uncool." Jeez, lady, move on. It's like, three years ago. If I, or you, still nattered on about the circumstances of a breakup that long in, we'd be looked at as potential stalkers, and told to get help.