I hope nobody takes this personally or anything, but I've got to admit it: I'm not crazy about memes, or being tagged for them, or whatnot. Now I certainly do enjoy the virtual-social aspect of blogging, on some levels. But maybe it's that old print mentality of mine at work—it tends to rebel against accepting what amounts to an assignment for no money. On the other end of it—and I know you might not expect such a brash individual as myself to say this—I feel kinda sheepish about "tagging" my fellow bloggers. Indeed, as I type this, I've only got two in mind to tag for this it-would-seem-self-explanatory-meme (it calls for the blogger to create an A-to-Z list of films, no thematic guidelines or limitations, just, whatever), and the rules of said meme require that I tag five. F**k me. (Normally I'd say "fuck me," but I understand this meme is intended for mass consumption.)
You think I sound pissy now? Keep reading. Initially my level of irritation upon
being tagged was such that I contemplated limiting myself to a particular genre. Here's A to I, my friends:
Amanda By Night,
Behind the Green Door,
Candy Stripers,
The Devil In Miss Jones,
Ecstasy Girls,
Firestorm,
A Girl's Best Friend (from the end credits: "Production Assistant: Glen [sic] Kenny"),
Honey Pie,
Insatiable.
Decisions, decisions: Behind The Green Door, or Belle de Jour?
But, finally, having resolved to just suck it up and get on with it, I adopted the old psych test word association game rule of only putting down the first film that came to mind. I diverged from this rule only once, and if you'd like to guess where, go ahead—I think it should be obvious to the logically inclined. Here goes.
Incidentally, have I mentioned that I really hate looking up dates for this kind of (I will say again: non-paying) enterprise?
Andrei Rublev (Tarkovsky, some year in the 20th century)
Belle de Jour (Bunuel, ditto)
Citizen Kane (Welles, ")
demonlover (Assayas, 2002)
Exodus (Preminger, 1960)
Four Nights of a Dreamer (Bresson, some time in the '70s around when Jonathan Rosenbaum was living in Paris)
The Golden Age (Bunuel, 1930)
A Hard Day's Night (Lester, back when the Beatles were big)
Ikiru (Kurosawa, between The Idiot and The Seven Samurai, well that's interesting)
The Jazz SInger (some dude, at the end or so of the silent era)
Kes (Ken Loach, a period of grey, dank weather in Great Britain)
The Leopard (Visconti, at Claudia Cardinale's peak of beauty)
Morvern Callar (Lynne Ramsay, before she dropped off the face of the earth)
Nosferatu (Murnau, before he moved to the U.S.)
Out One: Noli me Tangere (Rivette, most of the '70s, you'd think)
The Passenger (Antonioni, between "Seven Deadly Finns" and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")
Quiet City (Katz, couple of weeks ago, I think)
Raging Bull (Scorsese, around when DeNiro gained all that weight)
The Searchers (Ford, when VistaVision was the next big thing)
T-Men (Mann, when it was dark)
Unforgiven (Eastwood, after Don SIegel and Sergio Leone had died)
Videodrome (Cronenberg, before VHS became obsolete)
Weekend (Godard, at the end of cinema)
X: The Man WIth X-Ray Eyes (Corman,
before Ray Milland lost his hair back when Ray Milland still rocked the toupee—thanks,
Griff!)
You Only Live Twice (Gilbert, when Connery had just about had it)
Zardoz (Boorman, when such a thing could actually be backed by a major studio)
Having typed more, I hereby tag:
And here's the goddamn link back to where the meme originated:
Blog Cabins.
Everybody happy?
UPDATE: I would be thoroughly remiss in not directing you to excellent lists from the likes of our friend
Bill, who actually tagged me before I knew I'd been tagged, and our friend the
Siren, who's a far better and more cheerful sport than I am. Their cinematic acuity aside, they make me feel like a churl. Because I am a churl. But go to them, read their lists, follow their links.
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